him: as usual
me: maybe you could feed my mice
him: is that some kind of sexual innuendo
me: not unless you want it to be
him: its tempting
me: cause i know you secretly get off on mice
me: wA wOuLd U dO 1F 1 TyP3D lYk3 dIzZ?
her: i would log off and light some candles and pray for you
me: dAzZ M3@n!